A homicide at a local wine bar sent patrons stampeding and tongues clacking the
other day. As details were slow to surface, I theorized that this was the
product of a domestic dispute involving a specific target, rather than a random
shooting. Subsequent news reports validated my speculation.
What made me think
it a targeted dispute? The only victim was a server and the time of attack was
around 3:30 p.m., when the lunch crowd was gone and the dinner crowd had yet to
arrive. Someone asked me why the villains always come after their prey at work.
My answer: Work doesn’t relocate the way estranged partners do. Particularly if
being stalked or abused, a targeted partner seeking escape from a toxic
relationship will often move to digs that are either more secure or harder to
find. Sadly, though, if that person still has to earn a living, chances are that
the place of business hasn’t moved and remains known to the would-be predator.
According to the latest news, the attacker was indeed a former fiancé and
domestic partner. The victim had been living with him till recently but had a
restraining order against him.
A Better Way
As a thought experiment, suppose
future restraining orders came with a special accessory? From what I recall of
my workplace violence practice, restraining orders tend to be the least
effective against former domestic partners. Partners’ pre-existing notions of
what kind of access they deserve are so ingrained as to be nearly impossible to
disrupt with mere words on paper. (By contrast, a restraining order against
someone who has taken an unhealthy interest in his victim but has not yet gone
too far in establishing even what he is capable of imagining as a relationship —
that kind of restraining order can do some good.)
Back to the accessory. Think
of an ankle monitor with a proximity-activated explosive and a built-in audio
warning. Maybe the stalker and stalkee have to wear matching ankle monitors, so
as to get a GPS fix on both to enable the explosive device to do its job. Only
the stalkee’s is a GPS-only model without the extra features. When the stalker
violates the restraining order by getting within the upper limit of the
prohibited range, say 1,000 feet of the individual protected by that restraining
order, an audio warning annunciates. It warns the stalker to go away immediately
and advises that it has summoned police to this location. And it keeps emitting
a loud, audible tone. Assuming most people can’t hit anything they are shooting
at that is beyond 25 feet, suppose we make 75 feet the point of auto activation
of the self-destruct sequence? As the range closes from 100 to 75, a louder
warning tone goes off along with a command for everyone in range to clear the
area because a protective explosive is about to go off. At 75 feet, boom.
The
explosive may not kill the stalker violating the restraining order and fast
approaching his intended target, but he, won’t have a leg to stand on. And his
prey’s chances of safe escape will be better than ever.
As a bonus, offenders
will become very easy to spot and easier, still, to chase down. Repeat offenders
may no longer qualify for ankle monitors. (Absence of ankles will do that.)
However, their scooters and wheelchairs could be remotely disabled with the
right device. Or a bracelet accessory could take the place of the punitive ankle
monitor. Another boom would await the repeat attacker.
Lite Version
For those
too squeamish to go all the way with this useful innovation, how about a stun
gun version instead? It includes audible warnings and loud tones as the villain
closes in and then zaps the devil out of him at a certain range. Then it just
cycles and keeps re-zapping until authorities arrive with a giant pooper scooper
to haul away the puddle of mush that was once the predator.
Should I file for
trademark protection ASAP? What could go possibly go wrong?
-- Nick Catrantzos